Every day

There is another outrageous statement
From this preacher or that preacher

Saying that god spoke to them
And told them that he

Was anointed by god himself
And would bring us all to the promised land

If god exists
And is all powerful

Why would he waste his time
Talking to these idiot preachers?

And why would he anoint him
The most ungodly of all politicians
How do these preachers know
It is god calling?

Or perhaps it is a fake god
I mean why not?

In this age of fake age, fake asses, fake boobs, fake computer programs fake doctors, fake drugs, fake eyes, fake faces, fake falls during the world cup, fake food, fake friends, fake hair, fake judges, fake lawyers, fake hearts, fake love, fake meat, fake ministers, fake names, fake pot, fake politicians, fake photos, fake products, fake teeth, fake vaginas, fake penis’, fake writers, fake victims, fake videos, fake universities and fake everything else

Why not a fake god
Pretending to be god
Just in it for the power,
and the money

And the sweet love of the beautiful babes
That he has convinced
Must sleep with him
As god has ordained it

Yeah I think that
God has been replaced
By a fake god

And what does the fake god sound like?

How does the fake god talk to them?
On the phone? By email? By tweets
By visions or voices in their head?

God, either the real deal
Or the fake god
does not in my opinion
Talk to idiots

The real God is God
and is mysterious
and if he speaks to us at all
We surely do not understand
Anything he says

As we have surely screwed up
The teachings of his prophets

And all we can hear
Is the voice of the fake god
The cosmic shyster
Who has been impersonating god
Perhaps for thousands of years

Oh you false prophets

STFU!

The real God is not calling you
And never has
But the fake god
That’s another story

Written by Jake Cosmos Aller – Incheon, South Korea