Applied by bottle, glass or mug
to ease some social ill or other,
beer’s pint-sized grasp grows warm and snug.
Damned if it makes the tongue unable
to part the toxin from the vegetable
while other senses warmly smother;
damned if a complaint perseveres,
the treatment isn’t other beers.

Written by William Conelly – Warwick, Warwickshire, UK

Feature Photo by Arturas Kokorevas

I Don’t Care.

But This Notebook Makes it Look As if I Do Journal

“I love the cover of this item. Great quality!” ~ Vicky B (Amazon)

This novelty journal presents a professional design with a decorative crest letter “I” that is incorporated in the title of this journal relaying a humorous message. This 5.5 x 8.5 paperback notebook with lined paper will make a great conversation piece. The graphic design of brown leather paired with a smooth matte finish makes this journal a must have. Use it for your next meeting or gift it to a friend or colleague so when his or her boss asks about it, that person can simply shrug and say, “I got it as a gift!”

The Right Way to Self Publish

by Zorina Exie Frey

“The Right Way to Self Publish is like the GPS. It not only tells you every twist and turn you will encounter on your journey to Self Publication, but it alerts you when you are about to be confronted with them. It even gives you traffic warnings so you know what to avoid.”

~David Kimball – Writer

“I found her book informative and quickly gratifying, with gems of how to’s, along with her no nonsense “of course you can do this” encouragement, and enjoyed her humor. I also especially appreciated the sections that personally spoke of her own ups and downs…I am more ready than ever to take my own leap.”

~Chey – Author of “Shift of Heart”